Wario Elon

Wario-Musk: a comic-book man in a yellow cap with a W, a zigzag moustache, a yellow shirt and purple overalls, fists on hips, grinning at the start line of WORLD 1-T.

Insert $WELON

Make a trillion

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Make a trillion

Auto-run. Jump the bears, bonk the blocks, grab the sink, hop the Roadster (FSD: next year), torch the boss with a not-a-flamethrower, get caught on Mars.

Space Play

Esc Pause

Rapid unscheduled disassembly

You made $0

Stacked 0 $WELON

Elon is still $1,026,000,000,000 ahead.

Wario-Musk grinning and carrying a white bathroom sink in both hands.

Let that sink in.

This man is the only trillionaire in the world. Let that sink in.

@greg16676935420

HIGH SCORES

Top 10 richest · 2026-10-05

1stElon Musk$1.026T
2ndJeff Bezos$370.9B
3rdLarry Page$282.5B
4thMichael Dell$272.8B
5thSergey Brin$260B
6thMark Zuckerberg$254.4B
7thJensen Huang$205.1B
8thLarry Ellison$187.5B
9thSteve Ballmer$162.7B
10thWarren Buffett$143.2B
11thYou$0

Gap to 1st: $1,026,000,000,000 · play the first panel

Insert Doge

Play again

Bars to scale. The top bar left the panel. To the moon.

Gap to 2nd$655.1B

Wario-Musk laughing at the gap to second place.

The gap alone would rank #2. It is bigger than #2 and #3 combined ($653.4B).
#1 is about 2.77× #2.
#1 beats #2, #3 and #4 combined ($926.2B) with $99.8B to spare.
#2 through #10, all nine of them together: $2.139T.

The foes

Six feuds, pinned to the wall. The plate is the joke. The link is the receipt.

Sam Altman

OpenAI

Scam

Musk lost Musk v. Altman and kept swinging. “Scam Altman strikes again,” he posted, and xAI bought dot.com right after OpenAI's Dots launch.
Musk, 2026-04-27
Bernie Sanders

Politician

TaxTakerAi doomerManager

Musk calls him a taker and says the fortune is stock, not cash, while Sanders pushes a wealth tax.
Fox Business, 2025-12-30
Zohran Mamdani

NYC mayor

TakerBuilt nothing

Musk answered the July 4 speech in his own words: “Mamdani has built nothing. He is a taker, never a maker.”
Musk, 2026-07-03
Bill Gates

Microsoft co-founder

ShortAi doomerManager

Musk told him to close “the crazy short position he has held against Tesla for ~8 years.”
Yahoo Finance, 2025-11-18
Ed Bastian

Delta CEO

No wi-fi

Delta chose Amazon Leo over Starlink. Musk said Delta will lose a lot of customers, that Bastian will lose his job over this, and that a Delta flight has no internet.
Yahoo Finance, 2026-10-04
Alex Gibney

Documentary director

Hit pieceZero integrity

Musk called the film a hit piece and Gibney a man with zero integrity. His lawyer threatened legal action, and the film opens in the US on 2026-10-16.
TheWrap, 2026-09-10